An actor, a costumer and a stage manager found an old bottle in a pile of junk backstage. The actor rubbed it against her sleeve, and poof! A genie appeared.

"You got me fair & square," the genie said. "So you each get one wish."

"I want a world tour in a starring role," the actor wished.

"Granted," said the genie. Poof! The actor was off on her tour.

"I want a yacht and unlimited funds to cruise the exotic ports of the world," said the costumer.

"Granted," said the genie. Poof! The costumer was off on his tour.

The stage manager rubbed his chin, thought a minute and said, "I want them back after lunch."

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